The Dungeon of Doom

You, an aspiring adventurer, have arrived at the entrance of *The Dungeon of Doom*. Do you dare to enter, and possibly never make it back? [[Heck yea! Imminent death, here I come!]] [[No thanks. I'd like to keep living my mundane and boring life.]]

You enter the *Dungeon of Doom*... The first room you see is square and about a medium size. It is dusty and musty in here, irritating your nose. There are 3 doors on the left, forward, and right walls. The left door is made of metal. The forward door is rickety, old, and has scratch marks. The right door is made of shining brass, and looks like it has been polished recently. There is also a large flat stone standing up in the middle of the room. It looks like there is something written on it's surface, but you can't make it out with all this darn dust. [[Brush off the writing]] [[Enter the left door]] [[Enter the forward door]] [[Enter the right door]]

Well, that's it then. No death, danger, and possible riches for you then. [[Alright then]] [[Wait! I've changed my mind! I want riches!]]

**THE END** **COWARD...**

...Alright fine. This is your last chance. Are you sure you want untold riches and imminent death? [[Heck yea! Imminent death, here I come!]]

You brush off the writing, causing more dust to billow into the air. Man this dust is a pain! Your nose is even more irritated now and your throat is getting scratchy. If there's anymore dust, you might start coughing so loud you alert every creature what calls this dungeon it's home. Anyways, the writing says " ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. Beware the J..." After that, the rest is inelligible.

You have some difficulty opening the door from its weight, but you make it through. You arrive in a room much larger than the previous one. On the other end of the chamber you can see another door. Unfortunately, there is a large moat of lava. Fortunately, there are platforms just above the lava you can jump across, but be careful. Some may not hold your weight. There are three rows in total, with two in each row. Which one do you jump on in the first row? [[Jump on the left one]] [[Jump on the right one]] [[Cast an ice spell to freeze the lava]]

You are feeling rather courageous, and go through the scrtached up door. You find your self upon a mystical creature. A creature that had only been a legend until now. The Jabberwock. With jaws that bite, and claws that catch. It is currently resting. In the corner of the room, you see a shiny sword. To your right, there is a wooden door that leads to another room. Past the Jabberwock is a door made of pure gold. [[Grab the sword and stab the Jabberwock]] [[Go through the door to your right]] [[Try to sneak past the Jabberwock to the golden door]]

You open the shiny brass door, and are immidiately met with a horde of goblins. They are playing Magic The Gathering and haven't noticed you yet.What do you do? [[Try to sneakily close the door]] [[Attack the goblin horde]] [[Start playing with them]]

The platform breaks under your feet! You fall into the lava and die a horrible death. **THE END**

You jump on the right one and it doesn't break from under you! You pray a quick prayer to the luck gods and get ready for the next jump. [[Right]] [[Left->Jump on the left one]]

You thank the luck gods for answering your prayer, for this one does not break either. Now for the last row. The heat of the lava is making you sweat profusely. Will you make it? Choose now. [[Right|Right 1]] [[Left|Jump on the left one]]

You've made it across! Huzzah! You walk through the door, beaming with excitement! This next room has one door, and an old, cloaked man in the middle. He speaks to you in a raspy voice, like nails on a chalkboard. "Adventurer... if you wish to pass, you must answer my riddle. If you answer inccorectly... **YOU WILL DIE!** HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* augh, that hurt." He takes a second to drink some water, then he says "I cover cities and destroy mountains, I make men blind, yet help them see. What am I?" [[Grass|Wrong Answer]] [[The sun|Wrong Answer]] [[Sand|Correct Answer]] [[Punch him in the balls]]

You attempt to cast an ice spell to freeze the lava in it's place. It does not work, because you forgot you don't know any magic. Moron. [[Stop being an idiot|Enter the left door]]

He laughs his evil laugh once again, and then yells out, "Wrong answer buster!" He raises his hand and blasts you with a bolt of lightning, which incinerates you instantly. **THE END**

He laughs his evil laugh once again, and then yells out, "Wrong answer buster! Actually wait, that was the correct answer... Well screw you, I'm still really evil!" He raises his hand and incinerates you with a blast of lightning. **THE END**

Instead of answering his riddle (it was probably impossible to answer anyways), you lunge forwards and punch him right in the balls. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! BEING PUNCHED IN THE BALLS!" The old man vanishes like Obi-Wan Kenobi, leaving nothing but his cloak. You are free to go to the next room. [[To the next room]]

You try to close the door as quietly as you can. Then, there is a loud squeak. The door may have been polished, but it wasn't oiled. The goblin horde takes notice of you and rips you limb from limb. Maybe the nicest looking door isn't usually the right one. **THE END**

You attack the nearest goblin, punching him right in the schnoz. The rest of the goblins notice you and tear you to shreds. Who knew attacking a goblin horde by yourself would go badly? **THE END**

You are able to join in on a game, for you are a huge nerd and like to play this game. After a couple of games, you get sucked right in, unable to stop playing for the rest of eternity... or at least until you starve to death. **THE END**

You pick up the sword and stab the Jabberwock where it sleeps! It awakens with a loud screech and tries to fight back. You engage in an epic battle directed by Michael Bay, with music written by both Hanz Zimmer and John Williams. You eventually defeat the Jabberwock in a giant blaze of glory, covered by his and your blood and guts. Now, after that long battle, what do you do? [[Enter the golden door]] [[Enter the wooden door|Go through the door to your right]]

You enter the wooden door. You regretted your decision immidiately. You find yourself in a large room filled with spider webs. You hear motion among the webs, then you feel a large stabbing pain from behind. You feel your limbs and motor functions becoming sluggish as you fall to the ground. You are then wrapped up in webs by what you guess are giant spiders, and you pass out. You are asleep for it, but you die later on from the venom. At least you aren't awake to see giant, hairy spiders eating you alive, right? **THE END**

You walk sneakily past the Jabberwock. You are almost to the door when you accidentaly step on the Jabberwock's tail. He awakens and chomps your head clean off. Good day to be the Jabberwock I guess. Free lunch delivered to him. **THE END**

You go through the golden door, and see a wonderful sight. The room is filled with gold and jewels beyond your wildest dreams. There are treasures from all across the continent. It's so beautiful you almost faint. You pull out your bag of holding you definitely had the whole time, shove all the money into the sack, and walk home a very rich person. **The End For real this time.**

You enter the next room and find that it is a dead end with nothing in it. You must back track back to the beginning. Maybe one of the other two doors will have something worth while behind them. [[Go back|Heck yea! Imminent death, here I come!]]